> >>An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 >> passengers on board, but only4 parachutes. >> >The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, > the best NBA basketball player.The Lakers need me, >and I can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack >andleft the plane. > >The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the >wife of a former U.S. >President, a NY State Senator and a potential future >president. And I amthe smartest woman in American >history, so America's people don't want meto die." >She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. > >The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am aUS >Senator, America and theDemocratic Party needs me and >my liver still has some good years left." So he >grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. > >The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to th 5th >passenger, a 10-year oldschoolgirl, "I am old and >frail and don't have many years left, and as >aChristian I will sacrifice my life and let you have >the last parachute." >The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left >for you. America's >smartest woman took my school bag."