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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by fordgo6, Jun 29, 2007.

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    >>An airplane was about to crash. There were 5
    >> passengers on board, but only4 parachutes.
    >The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant,
    > the best NBA basketball player.The Lakers need me,
    >and I can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack
    >andleft the plane.
    >The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the
    >wife of a former U.S.
    >President, a NY State Senator and a potential future
    >president. And I amthe smartest woman in American
    >history, so America's people don't want meto die."
    >She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
    >The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am aUS
    >Senator, America and theDemocratic Party needs me and
    >my liver still has some good years left." So he
    >grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
    >The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to th 5th
    >passenger, a 10-year oldschoolgirl, "I am old and
    >frail and don't have many years left, and as
    >aChristian I will sacrifice my life and let you have
    >the last parachute."
    >The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left
    >for you. America's
    >smartest woman took my school bag."
  2. Woo-Hoo, let's hear it for the school girl!

  3. oh if only that were real...