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his and her's diary

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by urbanhunter, Jan 10, 2007.

  1. HERS:

    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
    We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I
    was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
    upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on
    it.



    Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
    somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
    I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked
    him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't
    upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about
    it.



    On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He
    smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
    behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we
    got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted
    nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched
    TV.


    He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
    silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
    About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my
    surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But
    I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere
    else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm
    almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is
    a disaster.




    HIS
    DIARY:

    Missed a shot at a really big deer today, but at
    least I got laid.
     

  2. Thats a good one! Very true

    Alan
     
  3. Now that funny you guys
     
  4. HOLY CRAP... that is some funny stuff right there. Im chuckling cause last year when i missed a chip shot at a doe that same kind of thing happened with Emily and I. It was just a doe but i had spent all summer making that same shot and i muffed it. Kind of pissed me off. She thought i was cheating and ready to break up with her. I cant wait to show her this she is gonna laugh her arse off.
     
  5. Funny chit right there!!!
     
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