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How may dogs

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, May 2, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our

    whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid

    burned out bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not

    up to code.

    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Rottweiler: Make me.

    Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can

    I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    German Shepherd: I'll change it as

    soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I

    haven't missed any,

    and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried

    to take advantage of the situation.

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the

    walls and furniture.

    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light


    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the


    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little


    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By

    the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Brittany: Yeh, right.