Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

in church

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by psychobubba, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. An elderly couple were attending church when about halfway through the service she leans over and says to him, "I just had a silent passing of gas. What should I do?"

    Her husband leans over to her and replies, "When we get home put a new battery in your hearing aid."