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Interview questions

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Four men were sitting around a conference room table being
    Interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest
    thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right.

    The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no
    forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the
    fastest thing I know of."

    "That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he
    asked the second man.

    "Hmmm, let me see, a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes
    and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I
    know of."

    "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a
    very popular cliche for speed." He then turned to the third man who
    was contemplating his reply.

    "Well, out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
    wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across
    the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on
    a light is the fastest thing I can think of."

    The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought
    he had found his man.

    "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the
    fourth man, a Newfoundlander, he posed the same question.

    "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the
    fastest thing known is diarrhea," said the Newfie.

    "What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

    "Oh, I can explain," said the Newfie. "You see, the other day I
    wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could
    think, blink, or turn on the light, I pooped my pants."

    He got the job!
     
  2. HAHAHA now thats good!
     

  3. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!! I'll have to remember that one for the in-laws!