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Italian Grandpa

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Italian Grampa

    *An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his
    bed. "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38

    revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your

    Rolex watch instead?"



    "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business...you gonna

    have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a

    bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you

    wife inna bed with another man.

    Whadda you gonna do then......pointa
    to you watch and say "times up" ?

     
  2. Maybe he should get both items. Then after saying, "Time's up!!"...........:tongue:


    Did your grandpa have this speech with you Cary?