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Monday Night February 13

[*]Although it is beautiful here in California the weather back east has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C. Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear.
[*]That's the big story over the weekend. On a quail hunting trip in Texas, Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78 year old lawyer. In fact when people found out he shot a lawyer his popularity is now at 92%!
[*]I guess the guy is going to be ok. When the ambulance got there, out of force of habit they put Cheney on the stretcher. No, the other guy!
[*]But you know, I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, "Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?!"
[*]Something I just found out today about the incident. Do you know that Dick Cheney tortured the guy for a half hour before he shot him?
[*]Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the white house since Bill Clinton.
In fact, do you know what Cheney said to his aides after he shot the guy? "Save his heart! Grab his heart!"
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