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Jeff Foxworthy's Version of Michigan
> >
> > If you consider it a sport to gather your food by
> > drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there
> > all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might
> > live in Michigan
> >
> > If you're proud that your region makes the national
> > news 96 nights each year because Pelston is the
> > coldest spot in the nation, you might live in
> > Michigan
> >
> > If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November
> > through March,you might live in Michigan
> >
> > If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five
> > months out of the year, you might live in Michigan.
> >
> > If someone in a store offers you assistance, and
> > they don't work there, you might live in Michigan
> >
> > If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around
> > the middle of his forehead, you might live in
> > Michigan
> >
> > If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time,
> > you might live in Michigan
> >
> > If your town has an equal number of bars and
> > churches, you might live in Michigan
> >
> > If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation
> > with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might
> > live in Michigan
> >
> > You know you're a true MICHIGANDER
> > when.............;
> >
> > 1. Vacation means going up north on I-75.
> >
> > 2 . You measure distance in hours.
> >
> > 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more
> > than once.
> >
> > 4. You often switch from heat to air in the same
> > day.
> >
> > 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
> > during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
> >
> > 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social
> > events.
> >
> > 7. You install security lights on your house and
> > garage and leave both unlocked.
> >
> > 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
> > girlfriend knows how to use them.
> >
> > 9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
> > over a snowsuit.
> >
> > 10. Driving is better in the winter because the
> > potholes are filled with snow.
> >
> > 11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
> > still winter and road construction. (Amen)
> >
> > 12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
> >
> > 13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of
> > a deer next to your blue spruce.
> >
> > 14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking
> > age.
> >
> > 15. Down South to you means Ohio
> >
> > 16. A brat is something you eat.
> >
> > 17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his
> > new pole shed.
> >
> > 18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
> >
> > 19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to
> > frost.
> >
> > 20. You have more miles on your snow blower than
> > your car.
> >
> > 21. You find 0 degrees a little chilly.
> >
> > 22. You drink pop and bake with soda.
> >
> > 23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you
> > know it's not medicine.
> >
> > 24. You know what a Yooper is.
> >
> > 25. You think owning a Honda is Un-American.
> >
> > 26. You know that UP is a place not a direction
> >
> > 27. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
> >
> > 28. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the
> > best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
> >


 

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here one for you .when in indiana you know you had to much to drink when you here a knock on the door and your response is hoosier
 
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