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Jury trial

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A guy on trial for murder decides to bribe a juror so he can avoid

    the death penalty. He tells a blonde on the jury that he will give her

    $10,000.00 if she pushes for manslaughter. She agrees.

    Days later the jury finds him guilty of manslaughter, and is taken

    to jail. There he uses his one phone call to ring up the blonde juror.

    "Thank you so much for saving me," he gushes.

    "No problem. But it wasn't easy," the blonde replies. "Everyone

    else wanted to acquit you."