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Know your state's motto:

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by goggleye57, Feb 24, 2006.

  1. Know your state's motto:
    Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
    Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
    Arizona But It's A Dry Heat.
    Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything.
    California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
    Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
    Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.

    Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
    Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
    Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
    Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
    Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
    Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
    Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn
    Kansas First Of The Rectangle States
    Kentucky Five Million People - Fifteen Last Names
    Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
    Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
    Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
    Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
    Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
    Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
    Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
    Nevada Hookers and Poker!
    New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone
    New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
    New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets
    New York you Have The Right To Remain Silent You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable
    North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan
    Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing
    Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
    Pennsylvania Cook With Coal
    Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island
    South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
    South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota
    Tennessee The Edyoocashun State
    Texas Se Hablo Ingles
    Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    Vermont Ay, Yep
    Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
    Washington We have more rain than you do
    West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really!
    Wisconsin Come Cut The Cheese!
    Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Nervous

  2. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    How about "We're eastern time now, how about you?"

  3. 'Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"'

    Right after Idaho.

  4. Heh, heh,heh,heh!!!!!!

    Indiana...We worship whitetail antlers!!!!!!!!
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  5. There are only 47 states listed. Who would go to all that trouble to make the list and not include all the states?
  6. seabee

    seabee Staff Member Super Mod Mod

    Montana, Nebraska ?
  7. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Come to Montana and see the Brokeback Mountain........