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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by dleslie217, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and, because of the grief they have experiencd, he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers and the wish is granted.

    The second one in line witnesses this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
    Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy
    in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left>>>, this guy is
    rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

    Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

    The guy eventually calms down and says:

    "Make 'em all ugly again".
     
  2. Man oh man, I did not see that one coming!!
     

  3. Out of left field did'nt have a clue about that one. Very, very good. I give it a solid 8 maybe 81/2.
     
  4. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    That was good...just copied it and sending it to all my ugly friends (wonder if they'll get it.)
     
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