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Little Bruce

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Bruce bravely walked up to him and said, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

    Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replied "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

    Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

    Again, Bruce instantly replied, "Our allowance ... Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

    By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Bruce had put so much thought into this. He thought for a moment, trying to come up with something that Bruce won't be able to answer so easily. After a second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

    Bruce just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

    Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little rat is adorable.
     
  2. Ha! Yikes...10 you say?
     

  3. Need to nip little Bruce in the bud!!
     
  4. True story? lol pretty funny stuff
     
  5. change the kids name to brady and that might be my son in 10 years hahaha
     
  6. The next generation looks so bright doesnt it?!
     
  7. I'll have to pass that one on.
     
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