Little Johnny

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Apr 17, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
    Well, he's a little mad, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He then goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig

    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile and says,
    "You gonna tell him or should I?"

  2. Johnny Boy!!

    Beautiful, Cary. Just beautiful!!!!!!!! A 10!!!!!!!!!!!