Little Johnny...

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by anon782010, Jan 18, 2007.

  1. One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All typical answers came up, fireman, mechanic,
    businessman,salesman, doctor, lawyer and so forth.
    But little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
    good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
    children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask him "Is that really true about your father?"
    "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
    is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
  2. I have a school picture of Little Johnny.

    See if you can spot him.



  3. Hunter Hollis

    Hunter Hollis Banned

    Bottom left, thats classic. I needed a good laugh.