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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the

    house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,

    pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

    The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain


    "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
  2. I love it! Sound like something my wife would say...