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Love in Scotland

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jun 5, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall,

    holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch.

    For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl

    looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

    "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee

    kiss."

    The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him. Then he

    blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the

    loch.

    After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your

    thoughts, Angus."

    "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time for a wee

    cuddle."

    The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him. Then he

    blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the

    loch.

    After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your

    thoughts, Angus."

    "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time you let me

    poot me hand on your leg."

    The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her leg.

    Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out

    over the loch.

    After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your

    thoughts, Angus."

    The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my

    thoughts are a bit more serious this time."

    "Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

    "Aye," said the lad.

    The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush and bit her

    lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.

    Angus blurted out, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me

    the first three pennies?"



     
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