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Married in Heaven

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal

    car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates

    waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin

    to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

    When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.This

    is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he leaves.

    The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are

    still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to

    get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.

    "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together

    FOREVER?"

    After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat

    bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in

    Heaven."

    "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't

    work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

    "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

    "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a

    priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a

    LAWYER?"

     
  2. :lol: I like that one.
     

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