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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Subject: Medicare Coverage in a nutshell !

    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
    "Hello."


    "Mrs. Ward, please."
    "Speaking."

    "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical
    Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your
    husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
    from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now
    uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the
    results are either bad or terrible"

    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.


    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
    Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for
    AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."

    "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?"
    questioned Mrs. Ward.

    "Normally we can, but Medicare will onl y pay for
    these expensive tests one time."

    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

    "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your
    husband off somewhere in the middle of town.

    If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
     
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