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Men are Men

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Subject: men are men

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A

    very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet twenty-thousand

    dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much

    luckier when I'm completely nude."

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the

    dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and

    squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her

    winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were

    watching."

    Moral -

    Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.