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Subject: men are men

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A

very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet twenty-thousand

dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much

luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the

dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and

squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her

winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were

watching."

Moral -

Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

 
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