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More Blonde jokes

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking... and one

    blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away...Florida or

    the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see

    Florida...?????



    SPEEDING TICKET

    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he

    could see her license.

    She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together -

    yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it

    to you!"





    RIVER WALK

    There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another

    blonde on the opposite bank.

    "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde

    looks up the river then down the river and shouts back ,"You ARE on the

    other side."





    KNITTING

    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing

    at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was

    knitting!

    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the

    trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL

    OVER!"

    "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"





    BLONDE ON THE SUN

    A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,

    "We were the first in space!"

    The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

    The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

    The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

    "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

    To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.

    We're going at night!"





    IN A VACUUM

    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled

    the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are

    in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

    She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"



    FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE

    JOKES!

    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and

    asked her what their names were.

    The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named

    Timex.

    Her friend said, "Who ever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

    "HELLOOOOOO," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs"!

     
  2. Watch dogs still has me laughing.
     

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