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Morning Coffee

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by treehugger, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a Bull with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian
    drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the Bull with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another Bull with
    the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about,
    anyway?"

    The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee,
    shoot the Bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
     
  2. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    That was....well, that was....more truth than a joke.......
     

  3. Treehugger the comedian!!!!!

    That's our treehugger...so full of Bull that it hurts!!!!!!:16suspect
     
  4. Oh my, I've got one that bad........ new thread......
     
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