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My wife left me

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 25, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

    I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

    I don't think she'll be back.

  2. Good one buddy.......I will be sure to use that one at the hunting camp!
  3. My wife might leave me if I don't stop spending soooo much time on this site!:bonk: help!!!!!
  4. Don't fall for it wife threatened that too for the first couple of months but I think she has just about given up now!!! :bash:
  5. Hey, this is MRS Tile.....I won't leave tile yet! Actually I think this site has been great for him...he doesn't talk about work all the time anymore! A wife can only handle so much talk about tile!!!!!

    You guys are a good group of guys....I think![​IMG]:coco:;)
  6. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttt!!!

    Excellent strategy Tree!!!!!!
  7. Tilesetter is not a man, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Call me what you will, but I SWEAR that Tile looked kinda feminine at the Indy show...................................:cheeky-sm
  8. Honestly, how can you guys get addicted to this??
    Talk about weak, mindless drones....

    I shouldn't mention, had to make a speed run to Walmart last night when a dog chewed through the cable. Had to bite the one that fed the pc and not the tv, I guess I just need to work with that dog more.
  9. My wife left me......

    My wife left me for my best friend. Sure gonna miss him!!!:(