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Never Lie to Your Mother!

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by goggleye57, Jan 14, 2005.

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    Never Lie to Mom

    You don't have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

    Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
    During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help
    but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie,
    was.

    Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship
    between
    Brian and his roommate, Stephanie,
    and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,
    Mrs.Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian
    and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
    "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie
    and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever
    since your mother came to dinner,
    I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
    don't suppose she took it, do you?"
    Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail
    just to be sure."
    So he sat down and wrote:


    "Dear Mother,
    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
    house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
    But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you
    were here for dinner.
    Love, Brian"

    Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother
    that read:

    "Dear Son,
    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie,
    and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie.
    But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed,
    she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    Love, Mom"

    LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!