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Never Question a Drunk

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by treehugger, Mar 27, 2007.

  1. WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK [​IMG]

    A lady was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:


    A half-gallon of 2% milk,

    A carton of eggs,

    A quart of orange juice,

    A head of romaine lettuce,

    A 2 lb. can of coffee,
    and

    A 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt
    to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched
    as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
    While the cashier was ringing up the
    purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be
    single."

    The lady was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
    she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since
    she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on
    the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
    her selections that could have tipped off the drunk
    to her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, She said:
    "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how
    on earth did you know that?"




    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly