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New pet

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 13, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    This guy was lonely and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So

    he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an

    unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came

    in a little white box, to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a
    good location for the box and decided he would start off by taking his new

    pet to the bar to have a drink.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with

    me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then

    asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

    So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

    He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his

    face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

    "HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND

    HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?"

    A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm

    putting on my damn shoes."