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New Supermarket

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    The new supermarket, near our house has an automatic water mister to keep
    the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
    thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
    scent of fresh hay.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
    air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell
    of fresh buttered corn.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more!!