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I NO COMEA TO WORK TODAY!!!"

Guiseppi called into work and says, "Hey, boss I no comea to work today, I

really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no comea to work."

The boss says, "You know, Guiseppi, I really need you today. When I feel

like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything

better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Guiseppi calls again. "Boss, I do whata you say and I feel

great. I be at work soon. By the way, you gotta nice house."

 

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Well, actually it was a Chinese guy...but I figure someone would get offended, so I always pick on the Italians so nobody can complain. I think I'm the only Italian on the board.
 

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Being a tilesetter, I think I inherited some Italian in me from the tile itself. I thought about changing my last name from corbin to corbini. I might get to charge more per job with a last name like that!
 

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tilesetter said:
Being a tilesetter, I think I inherited some Italian in me from the tile itself. I thought about changing my last name from corbin to corbini. I might get to charge more per job with a last name like that!
You learn how to lay Terazzo...and you'll be making big money...You know, Corbini sounds good.

Welcome, newly appointed Italian Corbini...

Dean can become Weimero--or Weimerino (which means little Weimer)

Of course, if everyone becomes Italian on this site, then I've got to switch the jokes again...troubles
 
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