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No Come To Work

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    I NO COMEA TO WORK TODAY!!!"

    Guiseppi called into work and says, "Hey, boss I no comea to work today, I

    really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no comea to work."

    The boss says, "You know, Guiseppi, I really need you today. When I feel

    like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything

    better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Guiseppi calls again. "Boss, I do whata you say and I feel

    great. I be at work soon. By the way, you gotta nice house."

     
  2. Italian Stallion

    Why is it always an Italian guy?????
     

  3. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Well, actually it was a Chinese guy...but I figure someone would get offended, so I always pick on the Italians so nobody can complain. I think I'm the only Italian on the board.
     
  4. Being a tilesetter, I think I inherited some Italian in me from the tile itself. I thought about changing my last name from corbin to corbini. I might get to charge more per job with a last name like that!
     
  5. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    You learn how to lay Terazzo...and you'll be making big money...You know, Corbini sounds good.

    Welcome, newly appointed Italian Corbini...

    Dean can become Weimero--or Weimerino (which means little Weimer)

    Of course, if everyone becomes Italian on this site, then I've got to switch the jokes again...troubles