I NO COMEA TO WORK TODAY!!!" Guiseppi called into work and says, "Hey, boss I no comea to work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no comea to work." The boss says, "You know, Guiseppi, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Guiseppi calls again. "Boss, I do whata you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. By the way, you gotta nice house."