Nothing like giving...

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by treehugger, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I-95 south, just outside of
    Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on

    his window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, What's the
    hold up?"

    Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,
    Al Sharpton and John Kerry.
    They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to
    douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to
    car, taking up a collection.
    "The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
    "About a gallon."
  2. I don't care who you are that's funny right there