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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Dec 7, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to
    her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a
    compliment."

    The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect".
     
  2. Sleepin' on the couch....forever!
     

  3. Well said.
    Just before I opened this thread I heard a commercial for Cordel & Cordel... the lawyer that helps men in a divorce... timing is everything.
    That and knowing when to keep your mouth shut!
     
  4. I see the word NUDE and naturally have to have a "peek". Cary, you are nothing short of amazing....Is that what your wife says too?:rolleyes:

    Good stuff buddy!!!
     
  5. He ain't getting lucky tonight. :evilsmile