nudist colony

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by psychobubba, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. Subject: Nudist colony

    > A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
    > On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander
    > A gorgeous petite blond walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.
    > The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
    > for me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
    > She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
    > you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him
    > to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel,eagerly pulls him
    > her and happily lets him have his way with her.Later, the man continues to
    > explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down,
    > farts. Within minutes a huge,hairy man lumbers out of the steam room
    > him, "Did you call for me?!" says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?"
    > asks the newcomer. "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you
    > for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and
    > has his way with him.
    > The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by
    > smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks. The man yells,
    > "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the
    > $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for
    > few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
    > The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 63 years old. I only get an erection
    > once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!"