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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said; "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc,
it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even
tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
 

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Ive heard many jokes....jokes that would make a sailor blush, stupid jokes and down right funny ass jokes....That was one of the best ones...still laughing my arse off...lol
 
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