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Oldy, but Goody

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Dec 16, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower -Cooter, Pete and KC.

    As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed!
    instantly.

    As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone should
    go and tell his wife."

    KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

    Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

    Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"

    "Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.

    "That's u nbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
    you beer?"

    Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,
    You must be Cooter's widow'."

    She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet
    you a case of Budweiser you are."
     
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