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One for the ladies

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Sep 12, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod


    I was due for an appt w/the gynecologist later in the week, but early on
    Monday morning, I received a call from this office to tell me that my appt
    had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:20 a.m.

    I had just packed everyone off to work & school it was already around 8:45
    a.m. Since the trip to his office would take about 35 minutes, I didn't
    have any time to spare.

    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
    making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
    effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that
    was setting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to
    make sure I was at least presentable.

    I then threw the washcloth in the hamper, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appt. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

    I was a little surprised when the Doc said, "My, we've made an extra effort
    this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the exam, I heaved a
    sigh of relief and went home.

    The rest of the day was normal........some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

    After school when my 6 yr old daughter was playing, she called out from the
    bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

    She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
    glitter and sparkles saved inside it."