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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
>their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
>She finds him sitting at the dinning room table with a cup of coffee in
>front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She
>watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
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> "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
>"Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up,
>"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only
>18?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her
>husband is so caring and sensitive.
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> "Yes, I do" she replies.
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>The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember
>when your mother caught us behind the couch making love?"
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>"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
>him.
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> The husband continues..."Do you remember when she shoved a shotgun in
>my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
>jail for 20 years?"
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>"I remember that too." she replies softly.
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> He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I would have gotten
>out today .
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE for the married man. Gotta admit I love mine.
 

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This will be my 10 th.Wife wanted to go on a cruise, so im thinkin of putting the boat in somewhere near attica on the wabash and head upstream to lafayette!
 
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