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one night

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by psychobubba, Jan 26, 2006.

  1. A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
    >their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
    >She finds him sitting at the dinning room table with a cup of coffee in
    >front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She
    >watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
    > "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
    >"Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up,
    >"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only
    >18?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her
    >husband is so caring and sensitive.
    > "Yes, I do" she replies.
    >The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember
    >when your mother caught us behind the couch making love?"
    >"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
    > The husband continues..."Do you remember when she shoved a shotgun in
    >my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
    >jail for 20 years?"
    >"I remember that too." she replies softly.
    > He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I would have gotten
    >out today .
  2. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE for the married man. Gotta admit I love mine.

  3. me to 13 years would not trade for noting
  4. This will be my 10 th.Wife wanted to go on a cruise, so im thinkin of putting the boat in somewhere near attica on the wabash and head upstream to lafayette!
  5. It'll be 26 years in June for me, after all this time, she still thinks I may be trained at some point.