The Gorilla Guy brings a gorilla home from work one night. He's got it on a leash. Great big gorilla. And his wife says, "Hey what's this?" He says, "This is my new pet." She says, "Well, where's he going to live?" and he says, "Right here, in the house with us." She says, "Where is he going to eat?" and the guy says right at the kitchen table, with us." And she says, "Where's he going to sleep?" and he says, "Right in bed,with us." And his wife says, "Well, what about the *SMELL*???" And the guy says, "I got used to it, so can he."