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Policing in Southern Calif.

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, May 30, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    POLICING IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA



    A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

    "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.


    "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

    "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart butt when he's drunk."

    This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
     
  2. ??

    Does that mean the four people have to split the money?
     

  3. And I just got back up in my chair:banghead3