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poor little bunny....

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by rico, May 22, 2006.

  1. A man is driving along a highway
    and sees a rabbit jump out
    across the middle of the road.
    He swerves to avoid hitting it,
    but unfortunately
    the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

    The driver,
    a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
    pulls over and gets out to see
    what has become of the rabbit.

    Much to his dismay,
    the rabbit is dead.
    The driver feels so awful
    that he begins to cry.

    A beautiful blonde woman
    driving down the highway
    sees a man crying on the
    side of the road
    and pulls over.

    She steps out of the car
    and asks the man what's wrong.

    "I feel terrible,"
    he explains,
    "I accidentally hit this rabbit
    and killed it."

    The blonde says,
    "Don't worry."
    She runs to her car
    and pulls out a spray can.

    She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
    bends down,
    and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

    The rabbit jumps up,
    waves its paw at the two of them
    and hops off down the road.

    Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
    turns around and waves again,
    he hops down the road another 10 feet,
    turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
    turns and waves,
    and repeats this again and again and again,
    until he hops out of sight.

    The man is astonished !
    He runs over to the woman

    and demands, "What is in that can?
    What did you spray on that rabbit?"

    The woman turns the can around
    so that the man can read the label.

    It says...

    " Hair Spray
    Restores life to dead hair;

    adds permanent wave. "

  2. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Sent that to all my rabbit hunting friends.

  3. similar story

    Had an unfortunate incident yesterday: Accidently ran over a cat with my truck near my home. Felt bad. Went to the nearest house, lady answers the door. "Maam I think I may have run over your cat", I said. She sais "well it may have not been mine, what does it look like?" I reply "well, it is about 2 inches thick and a foot wide and 2 feet long" "No", she sais, "before you ran over it" "Oh, I reply, it kind off looked like this:yikes: "

    for the cat hater in you,

  4. Nice use of the smileys, Eric. Good work. ;)
  5. You "accidentally" hit it? Right...uh huh!!

    The only thing I want to kill more than a "Quail" is a Cat........
  6. Does this mean you won't attend the Quail Forever meeting?
  7. That's a good one HuntinIN!!! No use swerving to miss em, just don't do like my brother did. Swerve to hit a cat and missed but rolled the car two times... Wasn't too funny then. :biggrin: Not to mention that it was kinda my car yet, I had just gotten a truck the week before it happened. :bash:

  8. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Speaking of cats:

    [font=arial,helvetica]<LI>I had a strange thing happen yesterday. My cat got out and started digging in the backyard. Found Jimmy Hoffa.
  9. I feel sorry for the bunny and hope it goes not take after the blonde.
  10. blondes and bunnies....just seems to go together for some reason
    (isn't that right, Dean?)