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poor little bunny....

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#1 ·
A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible,"
he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."

The blonde says,
"Don't worry."
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished !
He runs over to the woman



and demands, "What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says...



" Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair;

adds permanent wave. "



 
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#3 ·
similar story

Had an unfortunate incident yesterday: Accidently ran over a cat with my truck near my home. Felt bad. Went to the nearest house, lady answers the door. "Maam I think I may have run over your cat", I said. She sais "well it may have not been mine, what does it look like?" I reply "well, it is about 2 inches thick and a foot wide and 2 feet long" "No", she sais, "before you ran over it" "Oh, I reply, it kind off looked like this:yikes: "

for the cat hater in you,

Eric
 
#7 ·
That's a good one HuntinIN!!! No use swerving to miss em, just don't do like my brother did. Swerve to hit a cat and missed but rolled the car two times... Wasn't too funny then. :biggrin: Not to mention that it was kinda my car yet, I had just gotten a truck the week before it happened. :bash:


Alan
 
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