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Power Outage

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The

    house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old

    girl, to hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he

    helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked.

    Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was

    born.

    The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his

    bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her

    help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she

    had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the

    first place. Spank him again."