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Red Neck Challenge Quiz

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    CHALLENGE QUIZ - SOUTHERN ENGINEERS



    We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are
    in the South, and we challenge any so-called "smart" aleck Yankee to take this exam:

    1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon
    tree that will support a 10 pound possum.

    2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when
    placed on blocks in your front yard?
    (A) '65 Ford Fairlane (B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle (C) '64
    Pontiac GTO.

    3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a
    capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour,how
    Many car radiators are required to condense the product?

    4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM.
    The density of the pine trees in the plot to be
    harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in
    size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches.
    How many
    Budweisers will be drunk before the trees
    are cut down?

    5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch
    centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet
    and the porch length is16 feet. The porch floor is
    1-inch rough sawn pine.

    When the porch collapses, how Many dogs will be killed?

    6. A man owns a
    Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a
    hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five
    children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile

    home on the man's land and still have enough property
    for their electric appliances to sit out front?

    7. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards
    down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The
    brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on

    secondary roads, what is the probability that it will
    strike a vehicle with a muffler?


    8. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how
    long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the
    Interstate to breed a country-western singer?

    I betcha thought that there test was gonna be an easy one,
    didn't ya? It's okay if'n ya didn't do all that well.
    Just goes to show ya .... There's a whole heap of things
    that big city book-learning don't prepare ya for in this
    life.

    As an added bonus for taking the "REDNECK CHALLENGE",
    here's some southerly advice that may come in handy down
    the road a piece.

    Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.



     
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