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Redneck home security system

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16 work


    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo

    magazine and your NRA magazines.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba,

    Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.

    Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning

    and they messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it

    but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four

    of 'em in the house.

    Better wait outside. We be right back.