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Redneck specials

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    REDNECK SPECIALS--It's pick on Georgia day.


    A guy from Georgia passed away and left his entire
    estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til
    she's 14.

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    How do you know when you're staying in a Georgia hotel?
    When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
    sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

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    How can you tell if a Georgia redneck is married?
    There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
    pickup truck.

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    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
    age in Georgia to 32?
    It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
    schools.

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    What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Georgia?
    Documentaries.

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    Where was the toothbrush invented?
    Georgia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it
    would have been called a teeth brush.
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    A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64
    and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
    and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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    Did you hear about the $3 million Georgia State
    Lottery?

    The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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    The governor's mansion in Georgia burned down!
    Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
    library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in
    flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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    A new law was recently passed in Georgia. When a
    couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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    A guy walks into a bar in Georgia and orders a
    mudslide.
    The bartender looks at the man and says, "You
    ain't from
    'round here are ya?
    "No," replies the man, "I'm from Indiana."
    The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what
    do ya do in Indiana?"
    "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
    The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
    "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
    "The man says,"I mount animals".
    The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
    bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

     

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