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Robin Williams plan!

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by psychobubba, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. The Plan! You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan..(Hard to
    argue with this logic!)

    "I see a lot of people yelling for peace
    but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

    1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers

    5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "



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    i was corrected put my name one it lol http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

     
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  2. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Love it...it takes a comedian to make sense
     

  3. Gotta love it, man!!!!

    Beautiful, Robin for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Nice to know that not all the celebrities are out of touch with reality. If you have never read Charlie Daniels' "Open Letter to the Hollywood Bunch", I think most of you would enjoy reading it. I'll double check and post the link later if I'm wrong, but I think it is www.CharlieDaniels.com. Click on the soapbox window and go to the 2005 letters, ( it may be 2004). I think Ol' Charlie has a way of putting into words what most of feel and he is not afraid to say what he thinks or who he might p*** off.
     
  5. The link is correct but need to click on forums then 2003. Scroll down towards the bottom. The date is 2/23/2003. He has several other letters and thoughts I think you all might find interesting. To me Charlie is kind of a voice for the silent majority.