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scary in the woods.......really

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by HickoryNut, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. A man dicided to take his sone hunting for the first time. They practiced shooting and went over the basics of hunting.
    On opening morning the man positioned his son on a ridge top and told him he would be hunting on the next ridge.
    The father told his son, To kill a big buck you have to be motionless and as quiet as possible. No Matter what happens dont make a sound.
    After about 4 hours of hunting the dad heard his son screaming, kicking and just going crazy.....he rushed over.
    "Son...WHATS THE MATTER????"
    The son replied "When the cougar walked past me at 10 yards, I was cool and quiet, When the coyotes circled me growling, I was cool and quiet, when the grizzly bear sniffed my boots, I was cool and quiet."
    "But when the two squirrels ran up my pants leg and said, "should we eat them here or take them with us?"......I just lost it!"