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Semper Fi

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by anon782010, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. A United States Marine was attending some college courses
    >between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
    >One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a
    >member of the ACLU.
    >
    >One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
    >looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I
    >want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
    >minutes."
    >
    >The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
    >minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God.
    >I'm still waiting."
    >
    >It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
    >out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    >knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
    >
    >The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The
    >other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
    >silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
    >looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you?
    >Why did you do that?"
    >
    >The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
    >America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
    >stupid **** and act like an *******. So, He sent me."
     
  2. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: thats all i gotta say about that :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: