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SHIPWRECKED SCOTSMAN

One day a Scotsman who had been stranded on a deserted island for

over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,

"It's certainly not a ship."

And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out

the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad

figure.

Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there

stood a

drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Scotsman and said to

him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Scotsman. With that, she reached

over and

unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and

pulled

out a fresh package of cigars.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and

begorrah," said the man,

"that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke

can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Glenlivett

Scotch

Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied,

"Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a

pocket

and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and

took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Scotsman.

"'Tis

truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long

front of

her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling

man and

asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With

tears

in his eyes, the Scotsman fell to his knees and sobbed,

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too !"

 

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At Homestead...This Monday and Tuesday are for teachers....and we'll start with kids on Wed. too...I'm moving to our freshman academy this year so it will be interesting.
 
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