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Shipwrecked Scotsman

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    SHIPWRECKED SCOTSMAN



    One day a Scotsman who had been stranded on a deserted island for

    over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,

    "It's certainly not a ship."

    And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out

    the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.

    Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad

    figure.

    Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there

    stood a

    drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

    The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Scotsman and said to

    him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar"

    "Ten years," replied the amazed Scotsman. With that, she reached

    over and

    unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and

    pulled

    out a fresh package of cigars.

    He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and

    begorrah," said the man,

    "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke

    can be!"

    "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Glenlivett

    Scotch

    Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied,

    "Ten years."

    Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a

    pocket

    and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and

    took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Scotsman.

    "'Tis

    truly fantastic!!!"

    At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long

    front of

    her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling

    man and

    asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With

    tears

    in his eyes, the Scotsman fell to his knees and sobbed,

    "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

    Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too !"

     
  2. Good Story - I don't think golf would have occured to me!:)
     

  3. Ah, but then you're not Scottish are ye?

    jack
     
  4. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Hmmm. Knew it would get to someone....how about changing it to a drunken Italian?;)
     
  5. No - Do they have a declining birth rate?? :)
     
  6. Caviccini- when do you start school? Next Wed is my first day with students.:hide: :biggrin:
     
  7. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    At Homestead...This Monday and Tuesday are for teachers....and we'll start with kids on Wed. too...I'm moving to our freshman academy this year so it will be interesting.
     
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