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Shipwrecked

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    [font=tahoma,sans-serif][font=tahoma,sans-serif]A man was washed up on shore after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. after looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
    After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
    companions to the beach every Evening to watch the sun set
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    One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
    beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect
    night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking
    better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and
    put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,
    growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.


    After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
    but there was no more cuddling.
    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
    another shipwreck.
    The only survivor was Hilary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced
    Hilary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening -
    red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night
    of romance.
    Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings"again.
    He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
    leanned over to Hilary, cautiously, and whispered in her ear "Would you
    mind taking the dog for a walk?"


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  2. Laughed my a$$ off at that one!
     

  3. The dog I'm sure said No.....LMAO!!!!!!!


    No wonder Monica (and her infamous "polka dotted" dress) looked so good to Bill.