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Silence is golden

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    [size=-1](silence is not always golden)

    An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway
    through, Cary leans over and says, " I just let out a silent fart. What
    do you think I should do?"

    His wife replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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  2. Hey, I think I set behind those two!:evil:

    Good one!