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Simon Says...

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by BREWERSVILLE OUTFITTERS, Dec 21, 2006.

  1. no, but he wil spank the deer
  2. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Santa is lame...all I could get out of him was, "You don't expect me to do that, do you?" or "That's not on my list."
  3. and look up adult movies on his laptop...
    thats hilarious...
    he closes the laptop with a very guilty look on his face when his assistant or wife walks in...
  4. got him to kick rudolph, but he wouldn't give him an elbow drop.
  5. Why did he just moon me? He must really like me!
  6. "kill the deer" turned out pretty good:bash:
  7. I typed in spank the deer and he spanked himself!
  8. :yeahthat:
  9. He also humped miss clause, and cussed at me can you believe that!!