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Sisters of St. Francis

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Sisters of St. Francis

    A manis driving down a deserted stretch of highway
    when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.....It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    10 MILES

    He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought......Soon he sees another sign, which says:


    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    5 MILES

    Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....
    Then he drives past a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....
    On the side of the parking lot is a stone building
    with a small sign next to the door reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door is answered by a nun
    in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do foryou, my son?"
    He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway,
    and was interested in possibly doing business.".....
    "Very well my son. Please follow me."

    He is led through many winding passages and is
    soon quite disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door
    and tells the man, "Please knock on this door"

    He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin
    cup answers the door.....This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup
    then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway"

    He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.
    He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it
    shut behind him........ As the door locks behind him, he finds himself
    back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

    GO IN PEACE.
    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF
    ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
     
  2. Despicable... (Hey Coach, I mispelled that one didn't I )?

    Terrible, just terrible. This is distaste at it's best (and worst,mind you). I can't believe you would stoop to such a level.........



    You got any more??:bouncy: :coolgleam :corkysm55 !!!!!!!

    Keep up the good work Mr. Cav.......!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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