Some high school coaches went to a coaches' clinic.
To save money, they had to room together.
No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he
snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make
one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.
The first coach slept with Daryl and comes to
breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and
his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said,
"Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him
The next night it was a different coach's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look
awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big
burly ex-football player; a man's man.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He
sat up and watched me all night long."